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| User: | lethalpenguin (203315) Threat Level: Midnight!
Wherein our hero documents his somewhat amazing adventures |
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| Name: | Lethal Penguin | |
| Location: | California, United States | |
| Birthdate: | 1976-05-06 | |
| Bio: | Lethal Penguin. What does this name tell us about its owner? For one, we can assume that he/she/it is, in fact, lethal. One could also construe that they are, have at one point been, or at least aspire to be, a penguin. The truth is, Lethal Penguin is neither, which essentially makes him a liar. The man (for he has survived the right of passage) is not deadly, nor a penguin, but is, in reality... just some guy. Well, maybe not just some guy, but a guy. Some would even say he has redeeming qualities, but these people haven't been seen or heard from in several months, and their families are getting worried. Lethal Penguin (most commonly referred to as "Pengie," "Randy," and "that guy," by those who know him) got his ominously silly handle in the late 1980s via a BBS door game called Space Empire Elite. He needed something to call his space empire, so he thought: "Why not the Lethal Penguin Empire?" and thus a legend was not born. Why he decided to dredge up this handle for use in the modern age of blogs is unknown, but the fact remains that he did. "L.P." is a lover of the fine arts, fine food, and bad movies. He also has a thing for amateur puppet theater that he'd rather no one know about. Professionally, he is a part of the crack (though not crack-smoking, despite anything you may have heard to the contrary) editorial team behind the world's best-selling PlayStation 2 magazine, PSM. It should also be noted that he and (insert name of you favorite handsome, popular actor here) have never been seen together in the same place at the same time. Hmm... In what little spare time he has, the Lethal One (he made us call him that) likes to eat, breath, and sleep. Most definitely not all at once, but at least once a day if he can manage it. Printed transcipts of this mini-biography may be ordered by sending the reasonable sum of $35 to: Lethal Penguin Third igloo on the left South Pole, Antarctica Earth *Contents subject to change without notice* | |
| Memories: | 3 entries | |
| Interests: | 142: '80s cartoons, action figures, akira kurosawa, anime, aqua teen hunger force, arcade machines, asparagus, battlestar galactica, billy idol, black, black books, bleach, books, bruce sterling, buckaroo banzai, buffy the vampire slayer, bullet ballet, caffeine, cats, chai, cheese, chow yun-fat, christopher guest, coffee, comic books, computers, cowboy bebop, crab battle, cyberpunk, danny elfman, dario argento, death at disneyland, densha otoko, depeche mode, devo, dia de los muertos, disneyland, donnie darko, douglas adams, dr. pepper, dvds, edward gorey, erotica, family guy, fullmetal alchemist, futurama, game design, garlic, gir, gray, halloween, hayao miyazaki, hideo kojima, hong kong action movies, horror movies, hunter s. thompson, indian food, information society, invader zim, iron chef, jack daniels, japan, japanese pop culture, john lydon, john waters, john woo, johnny to, joss whedon, kojima productions, macross, magical realism, mark ryden, metal gear, monty python, more cowbell, movies, mst3k, mystery science theater 3000, mythbusters, neal stephenson, negativland, neil gaiman, nightmare before christmas, oingo boingo, oompa loompas, orange, paul reubens, pc building, pee-wee's big adventure, penguins, peter gabriel, peter jackson, photography, pirates, professional wrestling, psm, public image limited, puffy amiyumi, quentin tarantino, reading, red dwarf, robot chicken, robotech, robots, sake, salman rushdie, sexuality, silence, singing, spider robinson, stan ridgway, star wars, street fighter ii, sushi, talking heads, tattoos, teenage mutant ninja turtles, terry gilliam, thai food, the aquabats, the brak show, the clone wars, the great hambu, the simpsons, the venture bros., the x-files, they might be giants, tim burton, tori amos, toyfare, transformers, travel, trigun, troma, twisted toyfare theatre, ufos, videogames, wes anderson, whiskey, william gibson, willy wonka, writing | |
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| Also Friend of: | 7: ayodele, burrito19, chemteach1, cyan_blue, icedaemoness, orphandani, remorseandblood | |
| Member of: | 2: paidmembers, strokinelusis | |
| Account type: | Basic Account | |
